Vexley Park is a private, invitation-only establishment for those with an appreciation for impeccable soirées, a flair for the uncanny, and a strong tolerance for candle smoke.

While we no longer keep sporting equipment on the grounds (the croquet mallets have all been repurposed for decor), members do enjoy exclusive access to our ever-expanding archive of party supplies, seasonal curiosities, and thematic planning guides...perfect for those who believe a well-thrown gathering is the highest form of magic.

Please note: Due to increased interest and a regrettable incident involving our membership ledger and a candelabra, applications are currently moving at a glacial, albeit elegant, pace.